Tis I, The Frenchiest Fry This. Is. A. Shit Show.

(Source: tsarcasm, via fuks)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

thebestvinesyt:

The excited bipolar teacher…. (X)

new favorite song

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

okstupidd:

no

Sounds like my ex boyfriendInsert a killswitch engage song, some ridiculous hashtags, a couple more hypocritical insults and you got him perfectlyDisgusting

okstupidd:

no

Sounds like my ex boyfriend
Insert a killswitch engage song, some ridiculous hashtags, a couple more hypocritical insults and you got him perfectly

Disgusting

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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(via lordemusic)

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

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Anonymous said: how do a guy know if his stroke game is on point?

zumainthyfuture:

walkerflexxasranger:

eurotrottest:

brainlessbehavior:

hecallsmelittleone:

themindofkml:

taint3ed:

When you hear that skin on skin slapping together. When she tries to push away. When her eyes rolling back to see Jesus. When she try to say your name but can’t finish the sentence. When the tits jiggling in the same motion as the stroke game. When her hands fisting them sheets. When she tries to meet the strokes. When she can’t even make anymore sounds cause her breath been stolen. 

FYI.

Yup.

Yooooooo

TRUUUE

*that awkward moment when you realize that your stroke game is indeed subpar*

Stroke game subpar

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Stroke game failed to hit them spots

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Has put shame on the TMG name

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frustrational:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

Wow.

(via explodingstardust)

ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

(via hricardo)

lastlips:

khadds:

superselected:

Hair-stories. New Works From Artist Nakeya B.

MORE.

I love this we work hard on our hair no matter natural braids weave anything we work hard and it’s creativity so dont mock or shame me

I love this so much.

This is actually so wonderful

(via dangercupcakemurdericing)

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis une pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

(via obamathepresident)

africant:

the motto

africant:

the motto

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