A Rebel Rebelling This. Is. A. Shit Show.
kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.


The flight of the booty

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

The flight of the booty

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via obamathepresident)

moniquill:

asgardreid:

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

Please add a small rock, we like to sun on them when it’s bright out

You’re also gonna want to put a soda bottle cap full of water in there. I learned this the hard way when I was 8 or so.

(via dangercupcakemurdericing)

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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(via fuks)

  • `Guy 1:

    no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via manda)

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kisshow it did it end up like this

It was only a kissIT WAS ONLY A KISS


I can’t do this

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kiss
how it did it end up like this

It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

I can’t do this

(Source: grinderman2, via queenlannister)

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

yo i’m too smacked for this shit

(Source: sizvideos, via mentalalchemy)

walkingthenarrowway:

the white guys didn’t get it hahahaa

(Source: bloodyoathmate, via ilovemy4c-hair)

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(via dangercupcakemurdericing)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(via centinibroninthesky)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via disgustinghuman)

jusstagiirll:

niggasandcomputers:

theogblackjesus:

richassness:

Brooklyn girls can’t talk dirty

BRUH IM WEAKKKKKK

👀

Lmaaooo

I go to college with this girl

(via ifidontjust)

dirtydeedsdyan:

This dirtbag toast almost made me choke to death on tea

dirtydeedsdyan:

This dirtbag toast almost made me choke to death on tea

(Source: mikethomas, via pardonmewhileipanic)

(Source: tmpgifs, via hricardo)

(Source: porkbutts-and-taters, via martin--munster)

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