Tis I, The Frenchiest Fry This. Is. A. Shit Show.

finsscalesandfur:

WHERE DO I GET ONE

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femburton:

the accuracy 

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cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

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fuks:

taetachip:

neauxbodee:

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

I…

What. About. Queefs. Sway?!

srsly

…but queefs don’t smell like anything

fuks:

taetachip:

neauxbodee:

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

I…

What. About. Queefs. Sway?!

srsly

…but queefs don’t smell like anything

internetbooashouting:

A quick PSA, because working in a New Age store I realize a lot of people don’t know this.  Keep in mind this is the simple version.

The fella on the left-hand side, that’s Gautama Buddha, the Buddha, the central figure in Buddhism.  Note that he is not considered a god, but a teacher and spiritual leader, the first to attain Enlightenment in his era.  Note also how thin he is.  This is because the Buddha fasted a lot.  He was born Siddhartha Gautama.  Buddha is a title, and not actually his name.

The fella on the right-hand side is not Buddha.  This is a common misconception in the West.  That is Hotai (or Budai or Hotei depending on the language), a Buddhist monk from China and folkloric hero.  Hotai is thought by many to be a Buddha, but he is not the Buddha.  Unlike Buddha, Hotai actually is revered as a god in Chinese folklore, although not in Buddhist practice.

This post is based on things I’ve been taught by my Buddhist coworker but if I forgot or mixed up something important and you are Buddhist and you notice, please let me know.

This has been an informational post.  Have a nice day.

lindsayolohan:

neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

 we were warned

lindsayolohan:

neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

we were warned

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// Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position//

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

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dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

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I wish this show never got canceled

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15 Things That Cost as Much as Having a Kid

icanrelateto:

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Trip to Space

It was recently calculated that the average kid born in the US in 2013 will cost nearly a quarter of a million dollars to raise until they are 18. So that’s not even counting if you pay for their college! Here are 15 things that cost about the same amount as raising a kid…

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Musings of a Public Restroom